The Birds!!!!!

Ack!!!! Ok, ok, ok, I totally need to vent here so bear with me. After weeks of cutting, mowing, pruning, training, repeat, repeat, repeat, the vines are happily producing the final product we put our blood, sweat, and tears into for the past three years.

Our grapes, for whatever reason decide to ripen early. We were the only game in town with purple grapes. And THAT was the problem. Is the problem.

Well, there's another problem too. What you ask? We have a freakin' neighborhood bird "sanctuary" in the yards just south of the vineyard. Lots of big, leafy trees surrounded by always full bird feeders and bird baths. Sounds like heaven if you're a bird, doesn't it? With that kind of nirvana, why the h#ll are they pouncing down on these grapes?!

Because they taste SO-O-O-O good. Like little sugar candies. All of our final product going up in smoke, or in those little birds' stomachs. We had to do something quick.

Thus, we had an emergency netting event on Sunday. Never having netted before, it was quite an experience let me tell you. We borrowed pieces of netting from our neighbors who have the perfect vineyard. This amount of netting available was just right for us because we only have one row that is fully in bloom anyway. The others are a vine here, a couple of vines there. So piecemeal was perfect.

Laurel & Hardy (aka Kris & Kenny) grabbed those nets and made our way to the grape producing beauties. How hard can this be? I see old ladies doing it, what's the big deal? Well let me tell you, with this netting, you just think about it getting tangled and it's off to the races.
Here's how it went.....we untangled everything in the yard. And made piles of short, medium, and long lengths. Then we took those 3 bundles in three separate trips out to the grapes that needed the nets. We surmise we need a short net, for example, and pull a neatly folded net from the......hey wait a minute all the short nets are back in one tangled mess. Same for medium and for long.

Still determined, I take one side and Kenny takes another and we begin the journey of re-untangling the nets. Ahh, ok let's put it on the vine. I on one side throws the net over the 8' trellis wires, and in the process the net tangles with the leaves and branches. Kenny is taller than me so he begins to untangle the net from the branches, ripping the netting in the process.

This defeats the purpose of putting on nets because the birds can now fly through the holes in the nets. Not to worry, we clip, or use clothes pins (handy for laundry too) to close the gaping holes. After a couple more we don't rip the nets, but we still can't look at those nets funny without them tangling. Even when one of us would hand over the net, it would tangle. Imagine a Laurel & Hardy comic routine for sure.

Tenacious we are and the nets are on! The birds are still loitering about at the bird baths trying to think up ways to get under that netting. Thus, things are all right with the ways of a vineyard.

Ok now that the grapes are under control....for now, it's time for some 2005 Bin 70 Lindman's Chardonnay Riesling. Chardonnay Riesling? Yep, that's right. I got it at World Market for $5.99, so I felt gutsy with the blend.

It's nose is unique with the distinct aroma of honey. The flavor has the weight of a Chard with the tanginess of a Sav Blanc. It is very similar to a Viognier which is one of my favorite whites. I don't normally EVER want to drink sweet wines. I wouldn't call this sweet, but there's that honey essence throughout your palate. Not overpowering though. In a good way. Try it if you find it, shoot especially for the price. You don't like it, use it to thin a white sauce.

Remember imbibe and enjoy!